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Sexual secretions
Originally Published: April 12, 2002
 
Dear Alice,

Your comment about gulping gallons of semen a day to enrich a poor diet is very misleading and irresponsible. Just gulping one gallon of semen would feed the gulper 3,840 calories (assuming the low end of the range of 5 per teaspoon). This amount is appropriate only for a competitive athlete. Gulping gallons (7,000 to 11,000 calories) would be dangerous for most humans. The US RDA of calories per day is more in the range of 2,000. Hence, a poor diet would be greatly enhanced by 300-500 calories of highly nutritional foods. So gulping 1 or 2 cups of semen is a more appropriate and realistic suggestion.

-Concerned Ejaculator,

 

Dear Concerned Ejaculator,

That's a mouthful, and an interesting interpretation of the "gulping gallons" comment.

Thanks for the laugh,

Alice

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