I have a question for you. I was wondering if you could give me the address for the person who wrote in Big penis mistaken for erect one so that I may kick his ass... yes, I know I have bad penis envy, only cause I must be the only person on this earth with a slightly smaller penis than normal. I wasn't blessed with anything on my body. I constantly become sad wondering why I had to be the one to have the Defective Body? Every person I talk to about penis size has a "Donkey Dick" and I want to know what did I do to be the freak of nature?

thank you :)

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Hi Alice,

After perusing the MANY questions about small penis size, I feel I must comment. I am a petite, 4'11", size 3. For YEARS I was sexually active and never had an orgasm. Until I had sex with a man who thought he had a small penis! Well, it was the PERFECT size for me! Unbelievable, multiple orgasm, vast amounts of liquid sex! Never occurred to me that the PAIN I experienced with other men was the problem. Now I won't have a man over 4.5"!!!! So guys, find yourself a little woman. We have little boxes, built just for you!!!

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Dear Alice!

I love you and all you stand for, but I am severely pissed off with your response to the Defective Body guy in Big penis mistaken for erect one [Reader's Response #1]. The man obviously has incredibly low physical self-esteem, and all the comfort or advice you can offer him is to find a small woman? Shame on you. That's a copout response; it's incompetent, irresponsible, and wholly unacceptable. Why not tell him that everyone, and I mean everyone, looks at least somewhat beyond physical appearances when getting together with someone? Personality, self-confidence, comfortability, and even more self-confidence are ABSOLUTELY KEY. Bullshit, you say? I have known so many guys in my life that were not very good looking (in fact, some were downright ugly) who, through sheer force of personality and confidence, ended up dating lots of beautiful women. It does happen! To Defective Body: Do things you have fun with and are good at, smile, stand up straight, talk to women like the worthy man you are, try to relax a little, and just try to enjoy life. You're alright. To Alice!: Try to do better. Your readers deserve it.

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Dear Alice,

RE: Big penis mistaken for erect one

This same thing has happened to me for years, when I was your age I just wore oversized shirts. They hang down to conceal the crotch area and in high school oversized clothes are permissable. I know what you mean about briefs, they can be very constrictive for guys like us. It's just that they are designed with 90% of the population in mind. We are on that other 10% and are out of luck, I'm a lefty too :P I'm 24 now and work a professional job so large shirts don't pass. And people will notice the bump in your pants, but very few will have a verbal reaction because they aren't immature high school students anymore. The worst you get is an awkward stare at your crotch and that's the end of it. At 15 you may consider your above average size to be more of a bother or embarrassment, but when you start dating you'll see it as a blessing when it gets a whole differant kind of attention. As far as concealment until your friends mature, I would suggest oversized shirts. Good luck.

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Dear Reader,

This is solvable. I am a carpenter, and I used to be very uncomfortable working outside in the heat and humidity. Cotton T-shirts sag and stretch when wet from sweat, and they become heavy. This applies to briefs as well. My solution was compression shorts. Some are made with a "high tech" fabric designed to wick away perspiration. These work great, but they can be a bit pricey ($12 to $30). The most comfortable are the boxer briefs.

Hope this helps.